Chicken Mayo & Sweetcorn 2 Go
A loon fae Nantwich
went to GREGG’S to buy a sandwich
but he took his takeaway back . . .
“Miss, I kin see this is chicken
but whit’s this green leafy foliage?
and thon yelly nubbins remind me of rotten baby’s teeth
then we huv sloppy red slices with seeds still in
all dunked in magnolia gloop.
Ach, a’m gonny boke!
Can I huv my money back, Miss?
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