Fajita
A man bought a Fajita
he immediately regretted his decision
but he was a big eater
so he devoured it anyway in three gulps
instantly he felt his gullet being scarified by the descending chilli
then a horrid burning sensation in his tummy
and plumes of steam emitted from his nostrils
causing Winston Warburton (for that is his name)
to projectile vomit a green bolus of smoking slime
across MacDonald’s Restaurant, narrowly missing a queue of innocent customers
ending up SPLAT on the opposite wall
where it stuck and from which a disgusting trickle of green bile
made its way to the floor.
By GH
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