Kaleidoscope: Dusty’s Dust Dusty’s Dust Dusty Springfield did not like dusting for the motes inflamed her mascara’d eyes she wid greet black...
Kaleidoscope: Una Stubbs Una Stubbs Una Stubbs disny scrub for her hands are finicky and slender Marigolds are too big and fall...
Kaleidoscope: Winter Warmer Winter Warmer We need hot scran no’ healthy salads Nicoise or not, nor sardines on toast what we want...
Kaleidoscope: February February Cold is the day and colder the nicht we wear socks in bed and a woolly hat will...
Kaleidoscope: Gary’s Christmas Gary’s Christmas “It was Christmas Eve and all the children were in their beds. Santa wasn’t in bed, he...
Kaleidoscope: Jack Frost Jack Frost Jack is here anew He’s come to give us all the flu His coat is silver His...
Kaleidoscope: The Advertisers Nightmare The Advertisers Nightmare There you go without any hope, You just can’t afford This deodorant soap, The body it...
Kaleidoscope: Winter Winter You feel winter first in yir bones then notice the dank shadow of the gable end each morning...
Kaleidoscope: Technology Technology Motorways are the limbs of computers The runaway atom is running all over the countryside. Technology, I never...
Kaleidoscope: Aff The Menu Aff The Menu Alex, my breakfast menu usually consists of toast with LOCKERBIE butter (they’re all ‘ NO ‘...