Kaleidoscope: Fajita Fajita A man bought a Fajita he immediately regretted his decision but he was a big eater so he...
Kaleidoscope: Diatribe Diatribe Dear Nicola don’t take my diatribes too seriously I’m just a Crackerbarrel philosopher with an axe to grind...
Kaleidoscope: Yes/No Haikus Yes/No Haikus Alex, I am a Redcoat Hanoverian so I do not wish to inhale the hallucinatory smoke o’...
Kaleidoscope: The Windy City The Windy City I looked round the corner of Howe Street but the north wind howled in my face...
Kaleidoscope: U R’ Steak U R’ Steak “I’m an Apostate and an Atheist Does that mean that according to Sharia Law I am...
Kaleidoscope: Maastricht Maastricht Dinny badmooth Maastricht, Mr Farage its my favourite TREATY and my favourite toon fur a wee solo drinking...
Kaleidoscope: A Tramcar Named Scunner A Tramcar Named Scunner Marlon Brando landed at Turnhouse And took the Tram into town he looked through the...
Kaleidoscope: Perestroika Perestroika Its Perestroika I want not central heating thawing oot is what I need my hoose is blinkin freezing....
Kaleidoscope: Chicken Mayo & Sweetcorn 2 Go Chicken Mayo & Sweetcorn 2 Go A loon fae Nantwich went to GREGG’S to buy a sandwich but he...