Dusty Springfield did not like dusting
for the motes inflamed her mascara’d eyes
she wid greet black tears
cough a lot
and sneeze streams of snot.
So Dusty left well alone
finding that efter a few weeks dust cakes inty a crust
that kin be scraped off surfaces and disposed of without offence
to neb or een.
Wid: would greet: weep efter: after inty: into kin: can Neb: nose een; eyes
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