We all hope you have a great time at Christmas and the New Year, no matter how you celebrate.
We are having a short break but will be back in January. We are going to meet at WHALE on Wednesday 8 January 2014 from13:00. Come along and join us to help with stories, making the tea or doing whatever you can for your community news website.
If we are out and about or have moved elsewhere then reception at WHALE can tell you where we are or you can phone or text the Community Media Development Worker Phyllis on 07791 406 498.
Here are the best of our Christmas jokes to keep you going till then!
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ho ho ho!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
What’s the best thing to give your parents at Christmas?
A list of everything you want!
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep and crisp and even
What is the most common wine at Christmas?
“Do I have to have the brussel sprouts?”
What did the sheep say to the shepherd?
Seasons Bleatings!
How does Rudolph know its Christmas?
He looks at his cal-en-deer
@WHDigiSentinel What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow
— Heriot-Watt CSH (@HeriotWattCSH) December 11, 2013
@WHDigiSentinel why did Santa’s helper go to the drs?….because he had low ELFsteem (We’re not always serious) #Boomboom #Joke *whistles
— SCOREscotland (@SCOREscotland) December 10, 2013
