Kaleidoscope: Gary’s Christmas Gary’s Christmas “It was Christmas Eve and all the children were in their beds. Santa wasn’t in bed, he...
Kaleidoscope: Jack Frost Jack Frost Jack is here anew He’s come to give us all the flu His coat is silver His...
Kaleidoscope: The Advertisers Nightmare The Advertisers Nightmare There you go without any hope, You just can’t afford This deodorant soap, The body it...
Kaleidoscope: Winter Winter You feel winter first in yir bones then notice the dank shadow of the gable end each morning...
Kaleidoscope: Technology Technology Motorways are the limbs of computers The runaway atom is running all over the countryside. Technology, I never...
Kaleidoscope: Aff The Menu Aff The Menu Alex, my breakfast menu usually consists of toast with LOCKERBIE butter (they’re all ‘ NO ‘...
Kaleidoscope: Fajita Fajita A man bought a Fajita he immediately regretted his decision but he was a big eater so he...
Kaleidoscope: Diatribe Diatribe Dear Nicola don’t take my diatribes too seriously I’m just a Crackerbarrel philosopher with an axe to grind...
Kaleidoscope: Yes/No Haikus Yes/No Haikus Alex, I am a Redcoat Hanoverian so I do not wish to inhale the hallucinatory smoke o’...
Kaleidoscope: The Windy City The Windy City I looked round the corner of Howe Street but the north wind howled in my face...