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Hell Freezes Ower
Hell froze and Heaven fell
In lumps upon ma heid
Hell a’ kin handle but no’ the ither.
Well, the Fire Brigade dug me oot
o’ a pile of twisted wrought iron – the Pearly Gates no less
nearby, God’s Hoose hud fell tae earth, noo jist a pile of smashed marble pillars.
Overby kin ye see yon smoking mound of turf? –
thon’s the Elysian Golf Course
haunt o’ mony great and good cheapskates.
I think I’ll salvage some divots to patch my bald front lawn.
G.H. – March 2016
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