Kaleidoscope: Dusty’s Dust Dusty’s Dust Dusty Springfield did not like dusting for the motes inflamed her mascara’d eyes she wid greet black...
Kaleidoscope: Una Stubbs Una Stubbs Una Stubbs disny scrub for her hands are finicky and slender Marigolds are too big and fall...
Kaleidoscope: Winter Warmer Winter Warmer We need hot scran no’ healthy salads Nicoise or not, nor sardines on toast what we want...
Kaleidoscope: February February Cold is the day and colder the nicht we wear socks in bed and a woolly hat will...
Kaleidoscope: Winter Winter You feel winter first in yir bones then notice the dank shadow of the gable end each morning...
Kaleidoscope: Aff The Menu Aff The Menu Alex, my breakfast menu usually consists of toast with LOCKERBIE butter (they’re all ‘ NO ‘...
Kaleidoscope: Fajita Fajita A man bought a Fajita he immediately regretted his decision but he was a big eater so he...
Kaleidoscope: Diatribe Diatribe Dear Nicola don’t take my diatribes too seriously I’m just a Crackerbarrel philosopher with an axe to grind...
Kaleidoscope: Yes/No Haikus Yes/No Haikus Alex, I am a Redcoat Hanoverian so I do not wish to inhale the hallucinatory smoke o’...
Kaleidoscope: The Windy City The Windy City I looked round the corner of Howe Street but the north wind howled in my face...