O cloud it is not for me to say
but I wish you would go away
to Fife or Clackmannan
or even Slamannan.
Oor gerden soil is weel drookit noo
yiv done yir work well mighty NIMBUS
so go and catch a bus!
the truth is we want to see blue
not more of you.
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