Dinny badmooth Maastricht, Mr Farage
its my favourite TREATY and my favourite toon
fur a wee solo drinking holiday
to stroll by the wide muddy MAAS (an arm of the Rhine)
then sit outside a wee Bar with a cold glass of Heineken
and watch the swans glide by.
The folk are like us Scotch, Mr Farage
Industrious, humourless CALVINISTS
but I suppose you are entitled to your point of view.
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