Kaleidoscope: Winter
Winter You feel winter first in yir bones then notice the dank shadow of the gable end each morning...
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Kaleidoscope: Technology
Technology Motorways are the limbs of computers The runaway atom is running all over the countryside. Technology, I never...
Kaleidoscope: Aff The Menu
Aff The Menu Alex, my breakfast menu usually consists of toast with LOCKERBIE butter (they’re all ‘ NO ‘...
Kaleidoscope: Fajita
Fajita A man bought a Fajita he immediately regretted his decision but he was a big eater so he...
Kaleidoscope: Diatribe
Diatribe Dear Nicola don’t take my diatribes too seriously I’m just a Crackerbarrel philosopher with an axe to grind...
Kaleidoscope: Yes/No Haikus
Yes/No Haikus Alex, I am a Redcoat Hanoverian so I do not wish to inhale the hallucinatory smoke o’...
Kaleidoscope: The Windy City
The Windy City I looked round the corner of Howe Street but the north wind howled in my face...
Kaleidoscope: U R’ Steak
U R’ Steak “I’m an Apostate and an Atheist Does that mean that according to Sharia Law I am...
Kaleidoscope: Maastricht
Maastricht Dinny badmooth Maastricht, Mr Farage its my favourite TREATY and my favourite toon fur a wee solo drinking...
Kaleidoscope: A Tramcar Named Scunner
A Tramcar Named Scunner Marlon Brando landed at Turnhouse And took the Tram into town he looked through the...